Huge congratulations to the challenge mode team – last night after much hard work (and swearing) they scored the realm record fastest time in Temple of the Jade Serpent! Well done to Yosok (Bannox), Smead (Nok), Orang (Tree), Panduh (Anj) and Xinju (Zesh).
Now, just 8 more to go?
On Saturday 1st of February, we will be trying something new. Naked raiding has been talked about in guild before, but usually meaning raiding while naked in real life. While there’s no rule against doing that, this isn’t what this event is about.
So, what is Naked Raiding? Naked Raiding will take place in an older raid, such as Karazhan or Molten Core. The exact raid will depend on numbers. Once we’re all there, this is what will happen:
- Get naked. In-game. That means take all your gear off, weapons and trinkets included. You will be permitted to wear a guild tabard if you so desire, but nothing else.
- Start raiding!
As the raid progresses, gear will drop. When gear drops, everyone who can use that piece of gear will roll on it. The winner of the roll will then put that piece of gear on immediately. The more things we kill, the more loot will drop, and the more easily we’ll progress through the raid. The winner will be determined by the person with the most gear at the end of the raid.
So what do you get for winning?
If you win first place – if you’re the person with the most gear at the end of the raid – you’ll get to choose your prize from one of these two options:
- Your choice of one of the shiny pets from the Blizzard Store
- Or, if pets aren’t your thing, One Thousand shiny pieces of gold from the guild bank.
Sounds like fun, huh? So sign up! The event is on Saturday 1st of February at 8:30pm server time and is in the in-game calendar now, sign up on whoever you want to bring – no gear restrictions (obviously!) but I would advise bringing a level 90 – better survivability when naked.
Christmas time means presents, and we at War Machine support this aspect of the holiday season wholeheartedly. As some of you may remember from last year, we’re doing our very own War Machine Secret Santa for 2013! Want to know more or sign up for it? Check out the Secret Santa page!
The time has come to get serious about notching up some guild challenge mode GOLDs! It’s certainly doable however it will require a fair amount of work from people interested. It’s not going to be for everyone and it can be extremely frustrating and repetitive. That being said we’ve already notched up a couple of silvers and a bunch of bronzes with varying groups of people. Gold will be different of course. It will require planning, execution, and resilience to wipes. To be honest it’s more complicated than most new raid bosses and much less forgiving with little to no reward for your efforts barring your name on a chart somewhere.
I contemplated not putting this up as a guild activity as challenge modes can be a little intense. What I do want to stipulate is that unlike regular raiding we cannot help everyone through the content on GOLD attempts. If we are going to do this we need to do it with the blessing of the whole guild as we have a very firm tenet regarding inclusion. We CAN however do this for bronze/silver modes so if you want to see what a challenge mode is like but never had a group let me know and we’ll tee up a run or two for you. If anyone sees any issue with this please let me know. The one thing I don’t want to do is have people feel like they’re being left out. To me it wouldn’t be worth that at all. That being said, everyone in the guild gets to grab a Thundering Serpent Hatchling if we manage to achieve it. Plus the prestige of having our guild name on the front page of Dath’s leader board.
So, on to some of the details…
If you want to put your hand up for this type of activity please do so here. Also, please list down 463+ geared alts you are competent at playing and feel you could bring. The reason I mention this is that to achieve the bling we might need to switch around specs and classes from time to time. You’ll likely need to ability to gem and forge specifically for Challenge Mode so in some cases using an alt (or at least having advanced warning of an event) would be preferred. This is not always going to be the case but an example would be Spirit for healers… fairly useless in most fast runs since the longest pulls don’t normally last longer than 2-3 minutes and you’ll be drinking often between major stages.
E.g. I’ll be putting the following
Bannox (Prot/Ret), Phinius (Blood/Frost… well this is what I’ll put when he’s 90 this weekend), Farmerted (Disc… he will be if we need him for challenge modes)
In the interest of potential HR related issues we need the name of your psychiatrist, physio, and your next of kin.
Who wants to get these GOLDs done FOR THE HORDE GUILD!?
Things you might want to ask yourself before putting your name down:
- Am I a min/max person?
- Do I research every fight when I raid?
- Can I stand OUTSIDE of the fire?
- Can I think calmly under pressure?
- Can I handle a couple of hours of wiping?
- Is my reaction time good?
- Do I have time for this as an extra event?
- Can I do the same thing over and over and stay as sharp on the last as the first?
- Do I have masochistic tendencies and a general desire to struggle for every inch?
Again, if you have any concerns about this being advertised as a guild event yet limited please let me know. We’ll pull this event immediately if that’s the case. War Machine is more important than any silly achievement. No Dak… it really is. Seriously!
Thank you all for your wonderful entries in the demotivation poster competition. It was a hard choice for the both of us but after much deliberation and not a small amount of jelly wrestling we came to the following agreement.
1st Place – Murlocs by Zeshiku
2nd Place – Anjanti’s Loot by Eiellith
3rd Place – Mages by Chilimage
Go to the forum page to see the rest of the entries. Some funny stuff in there guys, well done!!! And congrats to the winners!!!
The competition is now closed – thanks everyone that entered! We’ll be doing the judging this weekend.
Notice for all!
It has come to our attention that despite managements best efforts, there is still some positivity within War Machine. As you know we’ve done some great work with the ‘No fun on progression night’ policy and the even more popular ‘Plan to fail’ seminars (thanks Chili). In spite of all this it seems there are still some pockets of resistance in the guild. This type of behaviour needs to be eradicated immediately.
To that end we’re running a competition.
We want your best demotivational poster. We at War Machine are dedicated to seeing our members lost and down trodden and to help with this cause we need as many demotivational messages out there as possible.
Posters will be judged on three main criteria:
There are a few rules however:
- Only in game screen shots will be accepted
- All posters must fit the standard format of a demotivational poster. If you need help making one, this handy generator might do the trick.
- Only one entry per person
- No inappropriate content including language
- Must be your own footage from in game (no grabbing from someone else’s work)
- All entries must be sent to both email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org
You can work together as a team if you choose (although teamwork is highly discouraged at War Machine we’ve found we can’t stamp it out completely) but it’s still only one entry per person.
If you would like to see an example of what a WOW demotivational poster might look like this:
- 1st Prize – 5,000 Gold
- 2nd Prize – 2,000 Gold
- 3rd Prize – 1,000 Gold
Good luck to you all.
Bannox & Dakhan
Positively leading through negativity
It’s about time we ran a new guild event, so here it is, after months of planning, hours and hours of discussions, arguments and even a little begging, here it is!
Go read up on it and sign up today!
A raider asked the question recently ‘How long do you think it will be before we start raiding?’ in our forums. That is a very interesting question and one that deserves a good answer. This, however, is not it. But it did make me think about the experience I had during the last patch so I thought I would share with you what to expect, in case you are thinking about getting to the level cap quickly.
It’s the evening of the big launch. Cans of V/Lion Red are cooling in the fridge and in the freezer is an assortment of ‘easy to nuke’ meals. To your side is an open beer next to a bag of your favourite lollies. In front of you is the portal to your world for the next 48+ hours. Mumble is full to the brim with people chatting and commenting, talking about things like ‘Where do you get Stormwind flying from when it drops?’ and ‘How come you didn’t get the download version Dak?’ It’s a little hard to hear one specific conversation over another but you’re not really listening anyway. You’re checking though your bags and making sure everything that doesn’t HAVE to be there is cleared. You have a couple of flasks, some potions, and a little buff food maybe but your off spec gears are sitting safely in your bank along with your favourite train set. Zygor’s Quest Helper is up and ready to go and with a quick re-read you familiarise yourself with where you’re going and who you’re going to talk to first.
Then, it hits… Server Restart in 15 minutes. All of a sudden Mumble quietens down. Just for a second you wonder if you’ve disconnected but the conversation starts again, albeit at a slightly higher tempo. Then a question occurs to you that you hadn’t considered… should I log out before the restart or should I let Blizzard boot me. Which is faster? You Google but can’t find anything. I’ll let Blizzard kick me I think, that way I’ll know exactly WHEN the server is down and I can start trying again.
Before you know it, it’s go time. You refresh the WoW Server page and watch as they drop one by one. Then yours goes down and it begins. Mumble is completely void of conversation as people logging out or already logged out have abandoned ‘push-to-talk’ buttons in favour of password keys…
Password, password, what’s my god damned password!!! On your 5th try you get it… connecting…. disconnected from server… password… connecting… disconnected from server…
3 minutes later…
Connecting… success!!!… oh yeah baby!
2 minutes later…
Something’s wrong…. Cancel… password… connecting… disconnected from server… #$%@!
After a few more minutes that seem like hours you’re in!! Of course you and 200 hundred other people (who have no idea about server loads) thought it would be a good idea to park yourselves next to the ‘Want to fly in Stormwind?’ trainer. You’re lagging out something fierce but even with the slow loading of your environment there are already more people in front of you than you’ve ever seen in Stormwind at one time. Of course the trainer should be renamed ‘You can fly in storm wind if you can manage to click on me with 500 other people standing on my feet’ guy. /1. General is spamming the name of the trainer with target/interact advice. Good advice too as it’s the only way you’re going to be able to accept quests for a while. You are prepared for this moment though and with a couple of macros you have your flying in SW training and you’re ready to go. So what’s the first thing you do?
Fly circles… omg, omg, omg, what’s next!!!
Finally you calm down a little and remember that Mr Zygor is here to help. Then, you’re off and the journey begins.
3 hours later…
The crowd is thinning out now. You did still wait next to a strange totem clicking madly with 50 other players waiting for an egg to spawn but these quest choke points are becoming fewer and further apart. Many guildies have already fallen by the wayside as the initial surge of people is just too much. These comrades have either retired for the evening or might be spending time elsewhere to let the crowds die down. You can already tell who the front runners for the Guild first 85 are and now it’s just an endurance test. The initial excitement is ebbing and you’re down to the grind. Mumble is still buzzing with comedy yet you notice there is a distinct lack of people talking about how far along they are. Competitiveness is a curse sometimes. You’re constantly checking the guild list to see if anyone has hit 81 yet because you’re close yourself so they can’t be far away. The same group of people seem to be in each questing area with you wherever you go and are starting to get a feel for how fast you are going. You’ve decided the Warrior from HOLY is moving along at a nice pace so you make sure that if he’s gone from an area that you are not too far behind. Boy, am I glad I didn’t to the water place first… you think to yourself.
8 hours later…
You’re starting to get tired now. The good news is most things are becoming robotic; the bad news is you are missing steps and it’s slowing you down. Quests that could be done at the same time you are doing in order and you’ve missed opportunities to empty your bags more than once. The problem is you weren’t the first to ding last time which means mistakes like these are costing you the lead. Eating is done only between long flights or cut scenes at which time it becomes necessary to stuff your face. The V is giving you the shakes and you’re worried about a crash. Soon, you’ll be fighting every impulse not to log off and go to bed, but for now, it’s on to the next quest. Mumble is completely dead but there are still quite a few people there. Soon more will arrive as they log back in from last night. They’ll talk and chuckle for a bit before abandoning any hope of getting more than a two syllable response from the front running glory seekers.
You’re not sure if you are in day two or some hellish extension of day one. Your feet are ice cold no matter how many pairs of socks you have on and the threat of deep vein thrombosis is now very real. There is a possibility that you need to change your shorts but since your arse went numb many hours ago you can’t be sure and find yourself largely indifferent. Instead of cooking meals now you’re recycling the food that’s clinging to your beard and shirt front, owed to the rapid consumption previously. There is a strange tingling sensation creeping up the back of your neck and you briefly wonder if sanity will ever return. I must nap you think if only for an hour, surely the others will need a nap. Then you succumb. The couch has never been so comfortable and re-assured that you will only be sleeping for 60 minutes you drift off into the deepest sleep you’ve had in a long time.
5 hours later…
Oh god what time is it!! Oh no!!!….
You log back on and curse yourself to see two guildies have already hit 83 and you are still only halfway there. You feel awake now and cannot fathom why you thought it was a good idea to sleep. You carry on with renewed vigor.
8 hours later…
Oh THAT’s why…
You can feel the insanity creeping back into your brain. You’re pretty sure there is a smell hanging around you now but since it’s not directly impacting your game play it’s soon forgotten. People are dinging 84 but you’ve caught up somewhat and are only just behind. You can no longer remember a time when you weren’t playing wow. It all seems like some type of crazy dream you’re caught up in. But then the real grind starts… 84 – 85 seems so far away and compared to the previous levels it is. A dark mood has taken hold of you. If that Shammy smiles at you one more #$%#en time!
12 Hours later…
You’ve had a small, uncontrollable nap on your keyboard and you come back to the guilds first two 85s… some sneaky rogue followed shortly by a certain shadow priest. The good news is you’re NEXT! There is an amazing relief that washes over you having completed such a monumental task in such a short space of time. You take a moment to enjoy the GRATS through guild chat and rest your eyes…
…now let’s get GEARED!!!!
Let me sum up by saying that the race to level cap is amazing fun but it is hard work. If you are prepared to let the world slip past while you quest almost in a dream state then go right ahead. I know some of us are already preparing for the big push but it’s not for everyone. Zesh came first, followed by Anjanti, and Bannox was third last time around. I aim to do better this time and I hope some of you will join me in what will be the longest playing stint of most of your WoW careers.
And to the two in front of me last time… awesome achievement…
But I’m COMING FOR YA!!!
Bring on MoP!
Here’s some video from the Running of the Bulls of suicidal Tauren. Warning: This may be the weirdest video you’ve seen in, oh, at least the last week.
War Machine presents “The Running of the Virtual Bulls!”. Unfortunately due to censorship issues and a none too polite email from our marketing team we are unable to divulge any of the activities for this event. Suffice to say fun times will be had by all (plus we don’t want to tell you because that’s how we get our fun!).
The event kicks off at 8:30pm ST on Saturday 3rd of March. Register your interest on the event in-game (one signup per player please).
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